Random Musings from Randal

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Fri Nov 6
Mon Nov 2

"On, it is"

Oh yeah, I’m so getting one of these for my wall.

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Christopher Walken Poker Face Halloween

Just needed a bit more cowbell, but otherwise, had me in stitches.

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Sun Nov 1

It's a relevant thing!

The man is charged with three counts of possession of a relevant thing and one count each of possession of a thing, possessing a dangerous drug, possessing a utensil and possessing things.

What’s *he* been smoking?

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Sat Oct 31
Fri Oct 30

Boll weevil mystery is solved » Abilene Reporter News

The migration of weevils began just after the passage of (the remnants of) Tropical Storm Erin in late August of that year,” said Randal Schwartz, zone manager for Texas Boll Weevil Eradication Foundation.

Apparently, between the hours of 2 and 4 am, when I thought I was sleeping, I’ve been sleep-working for the TBWEF.

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